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LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
nothing, you haven't missed anything at all here!
besides chaos of course, and me winning.
(August 31, 2023 - 7:00 pm)
(September 5, 2023 - 3:14 pm)
Ah, man. Okay. *cracks knuckles*
First of all, we're setting everything on fire. I do mean everything. That tree, that house, everything the eye of your imagination is capable of seeing at the moment, and also you.
Second of all, now that my enemies are burning (don't worry, unfortunately they'll all survive), I will steal the crown. What kind of crown is it? I'm glad you asked. See, pizza was a little messy the last time and then it got stolen during a search for napkins. So thus i present . .
THE CALZONE CROWN!!!
*puts it on head with more drama than is strictly necessary*
So delicious. Uh, not that I would know, just based on facts about calzones.
And now, we wait . . . >:)
(September 5, 2023 - 10:55 pm)
*comes up behind you, very much alive*
How do, my dear Darkling! *shakes your hand* Unfortunately (or fortunately, perhaps?) I made myself nonexistent at the time of your setting everything on fire, so I am unburnt. but the crown seems to be burning, this is most tragical.
*douses water on it and runs through the flames, being nonexistent again*
oh and also I made the crown be nonexistent too so it wouldn't get burned, so it is also unsteal-able >:)
(September 6, 2023 - 6:53 pm)
A good day to all. I, you see, was not here during the fire, for I was not winning before my dear Darkling posted. So, as you can see, I am unblemished and perfectly happy to take Poinsettia's spot as ruler.
*Searches for crown*
Ah, I see that Poinsettia has cleverly made herself nonexistent. But fortunetly for me, I have a spare tiara.
*pulls out diamond tiara*
Unbreakable, and quite lovely, don't you think?
(September 7, 2023 - 2:20 pm)
I'm gonna ask a question and hopefully not embarrass myself for not knowing: What on earth is calzone?
*dumps whatever calzone is everywhere which is um...definitely not impulsive*
*giggles*
OH I forgot about winning...oh well.
*throws crown up in the air*
Whosever catcheth yonder crown shalt winneth (probably incorrect grammar, but oh well).
But I am not winning.
(September 7, 2023 - 4:48 pm)
A calzones a pizza empanada basically, I think.
Also I turned myself invisible just in time so I'm not burnt.
And now I eat the calzone crown.
A calzone is an Italian turnover—bread dough filled with various ingredients like those that might go on a pizza, then baked.
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(September 8, 2023 - 11:06 pm)
How funny. In Spanish, calzones means underwear. And I must say I don't fancy a crown made of underwear, so I'm glad you ate it, Moon Wolf. *makes spaghetti crown*
Hooray, a new crown! *wears it* Whosoever taketh this crown shalt winneth, to semi-quote Lyric.
(September 9, 2023 - 10:45 am)
WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO LIKES CUPCAKES?????
{Or doughnuts?}
Shush, Picturesque, this is my time to shine!!!!
{You ate too many cupcakes yesterday}
... True. And it wore on me! My energy is off the charts!!!!
Oh. WINNING!
(September 10, 2023 - 1:43 pm)
Do you absolutely love can can or think it is the most annoying song ever made and that in some alternate universe Jacques Offenbach and Aram Khachaturian (the person who wrote Sabre Dance) are fighting over the title of "Creater of the Most Annoying Song Ever Known to Man"?
Also I'm winning.
(September 16, 2023 - 4:44 pm)
kinda sad here. you can see i'm depressed with the sadness of Perigine Falcon being the true last to post, and no one doing anything about it like they used to.
{it really is sad}
*both begin to sniffle*
{can we do anything about it?}
*both think a moment and nyxie sits up straight with too much enthusiam*
Yes we CAN! I'm posting right now! LONG LIVE LAST TO POST!!!!!!!!!
*Creates a crown out of gold, places it daintily on her head, and creates a throne out of gems and jewels because she can*
I'm looking for every day/hour/minute/second heirs/yoinkers/please-can-I-have-it?-people for this lovely throne and crown of mine!
(someone pleasepleaseplease post soon!!!!)
(September 22, 2023 - 7:00 pm)
*posts*
Ahh, looks like the crown and throne are mine.
(September 22, 2023 - 10:24 pm)
Posting for the first time ever on LTP!
and, per Nyxie's request, *yoinks "the crown of gold" off of Nyxie's head.* Beware, once I start, I can't stop. I will dominate this thread. You all know me and you all know there's nothing you can do to stop me. However, I will have mercy and limit myself to one post on LTP per day, just to give you lizards the illusion that winning is possible. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fun, bc if you didn't think you could win, you wouldn't play, and then I wouldn't win either! But, in the end, that's all it really is. An illusion. I'm sorry.
haha jk actually I'm not. What I am, though, is Winning! :)
(September 23, 2023 - 12:36 am)
*Yanks off crown*
Now, I shall be Queen of Zoodleland, on planet LTP! *wipes zoodles off the crown*
I"M WINNINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(September 23, 2023 - 5:02 pm)
Am I back? Yes I am
i'm Winning
(September 24, 2023 - 8:10 pm)