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LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
"nothing otherwise I will cease to be winner"
*looks around expectantly*
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(January 10, 2023 - 7:29 pm)
*high fives Echo*
weeee are the chaaampions, my frieeend
and we'lll keep on fiiiiighting, till the eeeend
zOoDLeS fOrEveR
(January 10, 2023 - 1:12 pm)
*attempts to high-five back and trips in the process*
woAH--
(January 10, 2023 - 6:14 pm)
*Back in Black plays as I stab the zoodles through their vile hearts with a knife*
(January 10, 2023 - 7:59 pm)
*watches in amusement*
Darkling, your Highness, I really must inquire; what are you doing, flailing around with a dangerous kitchen utensil like that?
(January 10, 2023 - 8:47 pm)
*perishes due to lethal volume of nonexistent zoodles*
...
...
*reincarnates as a pile of nonexistent zoodles*
nuts.
(January 10, 2023 - 11:35 pm)
What is a "Zoodle?" This is a thing needs a defenition--so I shall give it one.
But first--*dashes to all Zoodles Darkling stabbed and feeds them cupcakes so so they survive*
There. Now, I shall give Zoodles a defenition.
Zoodle (singular). n. Zoodles (plural) n.
Zoodle. A small, wormlike creature. They are green in colour, and have slightly thick bodies. They are not very long, and look somewhat like cucumbers. Some Zoodles have scales, while others have fur. The most common Zoodle characteristic is big eyes with a small smile. They cry when sad things happen: such as when someone STABS their siblings. (Hint hint; Darkling.) Though they can be stabbed and squished, they are immortal--if someone heals them with cupcakes--though they have to be strawberry cupcakes. Temperamentally, they are very sweet and kind, and would never hurt a soul. Admittedly, though, they do enjoy being blasted out of cannons.
(January 11, 2023 - 1:13 pm)
I agree with Jaybells! What a bunch of nonsense you scribbled, Echo!
(January 11, 2023 - 5:13 pm)
Winning? Winning.
(January 11, 2023 - 8:25 pm)
This is not me... I joined a few days ago! (Should I be scared?!)
(January 11, 2023 - 9:53 pm)
Sorry to end your reign, Peregrine Falcon, but...
*picks up another knife*
*takes away the zoodles' cupcakes*
*chops up zoodles, existent and nonexistent, into microscopic pieces*
Now we only have microscopic zoodles, and we cannot see them.
Oh dear @Jwyn did I just turn you into reincarnated microscopic zoodles? sorry :)
(January 11, 2023 - 9:57 pm)
I'm just going to win peacefully. But be warned, I have a knife up my sleeve, so DON'T DO ANYTHING—
And @Peregrine Falcon, yes, there is another CBer named Peregrine, but I don't think they're very active anymore & they only go by "Peregrine," never with "Falcon" on the end.
(January 11, 2023 - 11:16 pm)
Good to know!!
But still, it is kind of scary to see yourself posting when you did not do it.
(January 13, 2023 - 7:29 pm)
It appears as though we have the beginnings of a war on our hands. *Destroys all embiggening ray-guns so that zoodles can never be returned to their un-microscopic forms*
(January 12, 2023 - 10:24 am)
How dare you! How dare you chop up the precious tiny little zoodles!
*shoves cupcakes into the Zoodles' mouths hysterically*
DO NOT DIE ON ME, MY PRECIOUS BABIES--
(January 12, 2023 - 10:28 am)