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So I had an idea. And then I started it. So here it is: I started writing a book about The Lemming War. It's basically copied and pasted comments with my completly unhelpful comments. Such as "GO TEAM SC" etc. It's going to take a loooooong time considering how long the war lasted, but once I'm done I'll post it. Maybe. Probably. If I don't post it here I'll post it on Wattpad (google search it). I'll let you know. So yeah. That's about it. Gooood night and all that. bYe-byE. XO. LEMMINGS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rhox says pheb. Please hold ever back... rude comments about my book.
submitted by A.S., age None, Nowhere
(January 21, 2013 - 10:32 pm)
(January 21, 2013 - 10:32 pm)
My first thought: Ooh! *takes screen shot and sends to friends with caption "I'm so influential."* (I actually did.)
My second thought: Wait... what are you doing?
My third thought: Oh. I see. So it's essentially an annotated Lemming War. I wrote some really stupid stuff back then. I still write really stupid stuff.
My fourth thought: Ooh, someone emailed me back! Jem Louise Margaret says: "Who is A.S.?"
My fifth thought: "GO TEAM SC!"? Really?
My sixth thought: Well, if they're "completely unhelpful"...
My seventh thought: Ooh, someone else emailed me back! Ru-kun says: "That's great. I'll alert the media."
My eighth thought: Well, if you must, then go ahead.
(January 21, 2013 - 11:50 pm)
Lol! "GO TEAM SC!" was completly random. You're awesome, too, Red. I'm not done yet, but there's 17 pages (I think). I've posted the foward thingy on Wattpad and will post the rest soon. I hope you enjoy it!
(January 23, 2013 - 3:29 pm)
TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP
(January 22, 2013 - 9:10 am)
Please include my great tracts of random text. PLEASE.
Also, Red kinda copyrighted his stuff so you might want to include a disclaimer first thing. Same goes for my states and... well, my great tracts of random text.
PLEASE include L's design. That thing is amazing.
Garthwumpian Flopp says uvyk. Sounds vaguely Icelandic.
-Quintus!
(January 23, 2013 - 4:45 pm)
Alright, Quintus. I already included a disclaimer, and I'm pretty much putting every comment in there (exept for a few of the one's that are people introducing themselves, but most of the important people will have their introductions in there.), and I will try my best to put L's design in there. Thanks for the input!
~~A.S., also known as ratlover2001
P.S.
Rhox says zfdc.
Zufduc.
No, I don't speak Gibberish Rhox.
Lol.
I think I'm done now.
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That's supposed to be laughing.
FAIL.
(January 23, 2013 - 8:57 pm)
I read the forward. It was odd. You do realise that "Hello, everynyaa" is not my own genius?
(January 23, 2013 - 11:37 pm)
@Red
Yes, odd sounds about right. I might just happen to be a bad writer. And no, I did not realize that "Hello, eveynyaa" is not your own genius. Whose genius is it?
Rhox says daek. Dalek? Yes! I shall convince the daleks to be on my side of the war (in the thread titled '...')! Exterminate!
(January 24, 2013 - 9:21 pm)
The conversation Red uses at the beginning of his welcome page is part of an anime (also a manga) by Kiyohiko Azuma. In the story, one of the characters (Osaka) has a dream and meets one of the show's imaginary characters, Chiyo-chan's father. The conversation goes like this:
Chiyo-chan's father: Hello, everynyaan. How are you? Fine, thank you.
Osaka: Oh my god! (I think Red wrote "gosh" here, but she is speaking Japanese and says "gaa" which I think can be interpreted either way.)
Chiyo-chan's father: I wish I were a bird.
Osaka: (they start speaking Japanese right about now, so this can be translated differently) Why are you talking in English?
Chiyo-chan's father: My daughter is going to America.
Osaka: A bird?
Chiyo-chan's father: Not a bird. I am a cat! (He is, kind of.) If I'm not a cat, what am I?
Osaka: Your face sorta looks like... previous prime minister Mori. (At this point, he kind of goes nuts.) I'm sorry!
(Just then, the show's cat, Mayaa (I don't know if there are two "a"s or one.) walks in.)
Chiyo-chan's father: Are you a real cat? But look at my cat tongue. Thus proving I am a real cat! (In Japanese, this just means having a sensitive tongue.)
Osaka: I have a cat tongue, too!
Chiyo-chan's father: Then I shall pull out that tongue!
Osaka: What?! Why?!
If you want to watch the actual scene, just look up "azumanga daioh osaka" and you should find the scene without too much trouble. And no, it didn't make much more sense in context.
(January 25, 2013 - 6:57 pm)
I just realized that you must have been the one to visit my blog yesterday..... Okay. All those posts that are honestly really stupid? They are also really old. Just to make that clear. This must be very clear. Understood?
Rhox says hrka. Erm...... could you stop uttering gibberish? Please Rhox?
(January 24, 2013 - 9:38 pm)
What do you mean, "most of them are real"?
Also you used the wrong to in "am I being too dramatic?"
(January 24, 2013 - 10:06 pm)
@ruby M.
By "most of them are real" I meant that you guys were real, but I'm pretty sure there's some made-up characters involved in the war. Such as the 10th doctor. And I'm really bad at my to and toos.
(January 25, 2013 - 5:52 pm)
I found it and read what you have so far and it was awesome. But you forgot to leave it the intrepid reporter coughcoughmecoughcough. I love the cover, too!
(January 26, 2013 - 9:44 pm)
If there's anything odd and random that you don't understand ("if", yeah right) I can explain most or all of it.
(January 27, 2013 - 1:32 pm)
Kindly update your lemming war book. I have visited it too many times to count.
I'd like to be your editor, if that's all right.
(February 23, 2013 - 1:04 am)
I could help, too :D I adjudicated, sort of.
(March 3, 2013 - 7:28 pm)