The one you did was really cool!:):):)

Whoa. That is really, really, really, random!!!!!! RANDOM- Says she, "Clean the toothpaste! But don't forget to take the whisk out of the hot chocolate and EAT the leftovers in the fridge. Put some more wood in the fire, turn off the computer, fold the clothes, and wash the TV!!" Says she again, "NOOOOOO!!!! Why the snow? I don't like cones!!! Please, don't... AAAAAAAAAA!!! The tennis ball is under the fridge!! And the darts are on top of the cuboard!!! But she said to!! There are spiders and kangaroos over there! HAPPPPPY!! Multiplication is okay. Why don't you do that?? FINE! Have it your way!!!

Wow! That looks Chinese!!! :):):)

Mine says, err, well, I'm going to be translating it back, so it'll sound really weird....  Oh well!!  It'll be funnier!! :D:D:D:D

I ate the oatmeal for breakfast!    The orange is beneficial to you!    《主語なし》I do not have the idea that I am what should say!    I hope that even your who does not know Japanese [Japanese]!    My cat is feeling better!    I sewed the ugly small octopus for the birthday of a/the friend!    And I brought the gift card to a/the panda express to her.    Her and I eat there and we took out much inside joke!    One piece was the small panda that says that cup of aspect does not wash away the chicken of the orange like the chicken of an/the orange more "at all!    《主語なし》It began to laugh hysterically when we read it!    《主語なし》At her I please do not talk that I spoke that you or, she get angry very very! 

Okay....  What I think I meant to say was:

I ate oatmeal for breakfast!  Oranges are good for you!  I don't know what to say!  I hope you don't know Japanese!  My cat is feeling better!  I sewed a weird, little octopus for my friend's birthday!  And I bought her a gift card to the Panda Express.  We made up a ton of inside jokes the day that she and I ate there.  On the side of the Panda Express cup, there's a little panda that says, "Nothing washes down orange chicken like more orange chicken!"  When we read it, we began to laugh hysterically! :D Please don't tell her that I told you the meaning, or she'll get really mad!!! :D:D:D:D:D

Oh, yeah??  ㅡㅜ너넌ㅇ나ㅣㅁ;ㅐ뇨늧추ㅐ윰ㅎㄴ러!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):)  쫌ㅅ ㅣ무혐ㅎㄷ ㅑㄴ 소ㅑㄴ???  What language is that??? :):):):)  Guess away!!!  Bad jokes, red foxes, chessmate, waterproof cameras, compasses, speed dials, funny people, little white stars, time machines, red books, Hamlet, LOL, Stickie Notes, "mixed sources", green vegetables, nursery rhymes, cloth bags, ETC.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):)