Greeting, mortals!
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Greeting, mortals!
I am the goddess of battle stratagy, and wisdom. I am Athena.
You might possibly know my daughter, Annabeth Chase.
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This is a secret identities thread.
It starts March 12, and ends at the end of the month.
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Foolish beings! You think I am merely a joke! I am ATHENA, GODDESS OF BATTLE STRATEGY, AND WISDOM!
You do not want to see my rath, my true form!! Especially, my father, Zeus, Lord of the Sky's wrath. He can turn you into mere dust just with one look!!!
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I hereby proclaim a meeting of the gods.
Come, come, everyone. Something big is stirring, something only the gods can know about.
The meeting shall be held tomorrow, March 13th. Do not be late, gods. And do not tell your little demigod, mortal children, about the meeting.
You may only invite Perceus Jacskon, Annabeth Chase, and Grover Underwood. Those mortals have faced what we are going to be discissing!
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Good Bye mortals!
(March 12, 2011 - 2:13 pm)
Oh, dear Persephone, your flowers are dying because you ate the stupid pomegranite. Now you aren't going back to the Underworld in time and well your Rat-Husband won't be very happy. I won't let you go down there though: It's too dangerous for my little peach. *starts talking in baby voice*
(March 26, 2011 - 1:34 am)
Athena, he is not a creep. I think I will go to the Underworld right now. *dissapears in a flash of light leaving one rose behind*
(March 26, 2011 - 11:42 am)
Oh, dear! Athena! You know that she's sensitive. It's not nice to pick at her husband! He can't do anything for it. Now I would never say that her husband was a creep!
(March 26, 2011 - 4:13 pm)
FAT-THER! Thalia is under my watch; she is a Hunter! I honestly don't care if she is your daughter; she is a Hunter of Artemis now! And Hera, I will spear you with a silver arrow if you say one more word about those stupid nails of yours. Put. It. Down. Now.
(March 26, 2011 - 7:08 pm)
Artemis! Don't you dare threaten your elders! I would be ashamed to be your father. *Zeus glares*
Ooops... *turns red*
(March 27, 2011 - 2:03 am)
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME OR MY WIFE IN THAT TONE, ARTEMIS!! I SHALL speak to you later in PRIVATE!*Glares down*
DEMETER, oh sorry, Demeter, if you make a comment like that again, you shall be spending the summer in the UNDERWORLD, without Persephone!
(March 28, 2011 - 2:30 pm)
@ZB (Artemis): You *kinda* gave yourself away. No worries, though, mate, you were doing a fabulous, stupendous job at keeping your identity hidden. Now back to the lovely Hera.
Artemis, I cannot believe you would say such a thing to your fathers wife! I am offended and ashamed that his child would say such a thing. You are no longer allowed to speak to me. Humph! And, *grumbles* because Zeus said I'm not allowed to punish his children without his permission, that is all I can do... for now. But, when I am through speaking with him, why, you'll be banned from Olympus! *smirks*
(March 28, 2011 - 4:07 pm)
Well, Zeus! I personally have no reason that I should listen to you. I'm not going to the Underworld to stay with The Creep and I never will! I still gag at the thought of daughter marrying him!
And Zeus, for your very important information, be careful if you threat me because you might just find... Oh! I can't give away my plan yet. Anyway, dear brother. Forget the threats!
*Crosses arms* *Acts mad*
(March 29, 2011 - 11:28 am)
*Appears in a flash of light*
The next person who calls my husband a creep gets it.
*Vanishes again*
(March 29, 2011 - 4:36 pm)
Hmpf! Good girls know not to be mean to their mothers! I can't do anything about your husband's (THE CREEP!) unique traits...
(March 30, 2011 - 10:51 am)
Athena, will we please continue on with some meeting of some kind?
(March 30, 2011 - 7:10 pm)
Yes! Oh goody goody! Let's see: Take out ambrosia or bio homemade ambrosia?
(March 31, 2011 - 9:49 am)
*yawns* I'm so bored I could die! Oh, wait, that's impossible, I'm immortal! Ha! Ha! *hears whispers* IT WAS FUNNY! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! Oh. Sorry. Interrupting the meeting. My bad.
(March 31, 2011 - 11:34 pm)
Guessing Time!
I guess that the goddess Demeter is Elizabeth M and the goddess Hera is Vida.
(April 1, 2011 - 4:27 pm)
I'm not Vida. I, too, think that Demeter is Elizabeth M. And.. Athena is... Vida? Persephone is Princess P or Wolfgirl, possibly. Happy April Fool's Day! I love this "holiday" because it's so true... humans are fools!
(April 1, 2011 - 8:28 pm)