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Another One of those Harry Potter Fanfics
OK, guys, ZNZ...

OK, guys, ZNZ inspired me to post this. I know I haven't chatterboxed in a few months, but here is The beginning of a Harry Potter fanfic by me! It is slightly awful; it's about a new generation of wizards... Actually, the beginning is not entirely by me, anyhow, see what you think. (Should I change Magnolia's name to something eviler?) *wonders how text got so big*

Part One

AvadaKadavra

Magnolia Malfoy shoved the hair ribbon at him. “This is just a  little test to see, well, I won’t tell you what.”

“Wha tdo I do?” asked Julian. This was all due to his misfortune of landing in  Slytherin. Slytherin! His whole family had been in Ravenclaw, yet here he wasin the Slytherin common room, at the mercy of tough, fourth-year Magnolia Malfoy.

“Come on, Angle. Unless you want bad thingsto happen, make this ribbon glow green!”

Illustration  SEQ Illustration \* ARABIC 1: Julian

Julian had no idea how to make a ribbon glow green. What subject was that anyway—transfiguration? Defense against the dark arts? Well, probably not defense against the dark arts.

Magnolia was getting impatient. Julian could tell she was about to lose her temper. He closed his eyes and tried to focus. ‘Clear your mind of everything except the task at hand,’ his Gran would have told him. Okay, make the ribbon glow green. He could do that. He was a smart boy with skills his muggle friends couldn’t dream of! Surely he could make an ugly old string of a ribbon glow green.

“Greenicusglowicus ribbonicus?” he whimpered. His wand hung feebly between two fingers,as he knew the spell wouldn’t work. That wand even drooped with humiliation, if a wand can be said to be humiliated. What kind of spell was ‘Greenicus glowicusribbonicus’?

“Come on , you git!” Magnolia screamed.

“Magnolia...” he started, then trailed off.

“Avadakadavra!”

Julian stared in horror as the spell hit him. He didn’t really believe what Magnolia had done. As he was contemplating how a girl could get so worked up over a ribbon to use the Killing Spell, Julian fell to the ground from the impact.

 

Julian’s ghost wandered down the halls of Hogwarts, thinking how casual it seemed to be dead. It occurred to Julian that now nobody could see him if he didn’t want to be seen, and he could go wherever he liked. Near the Gryffindor common room, he saw Lily Potter writing in what appeared to be a journal as she walked down the hall. Julian followed her, reading as she wrote.

‘Dear Diary,’ the page began. ‘Death has struck Hogwarts. Julian Angle has been killed by Magnolia Malfoy. The officials still need to decide whether they can send a young girl to Azkaban. My opinion is that that turkey of a human being should never go to Hogwarts, she should go to Azkaban. I don’t know her that well so I guess I shouldn’t say anything. I didn’t really know Julian Angleeither, but I really hate all of those dog-nosed, fat-bottomed, wart-faced, disgusting Malfoys! Albus doesn’t agree with me, but he’s kind of a hippy loser.’

Julian had to chuckle. Lily seemed to share his opinion of both Magnolia Malfoy and Albus Potter.

Upon hearing the chuckle, Lily turned. Julian and Lily realized at the same time that the boy was alive! He wasn’t a ghost! The spell hadn’t actually worked. Julian heard Lily’s gasp as they entered the dormitory.

“OHHHH MY GOSH!” one Gryffindor girl shouted. “THERE’S A BOY IN THE GIRLS’ DORMITORY!”

“Professor McGonagall!!” hollered another girl as all eyes turned to Julian.

McGonagall strode in. Julian, who did not want a bad reputation for the next seven years, ducked behind a shiny wooden bunk bed.

“He’s hiding behind Lily’s bed!” shrieked Rose Weasley, pointing. “Trying to get out of trouble. Jane was like, changing in here!” (Little Jane Clearwater snatchedup a blanket to hide the fact that she wasn’t wearing any pants or skirt.)

“Sorry, Professor McGonagall,” Julian said. “I... got lost.”

“Of course. Most first-years do at some time.” But McGonagall’s eyes betrayed that she did not think that what Julian had done was all right. She led him out into the hallway. “Fifty points from  Slytherin, Mr. Angle. Watch your behavior.”

Illustration  SEQ Illustration \* ARABIC 2: Anastasia

He nodded, but McGonagall was already gone. Only a small black cat remained. Julian started walking back the way he’d come, headed to the Slytherin common room.

 

Suddenly, Anastasia Angle skipped down the hallway toward her brother. “Julian!” She grinned. “Haven’t seen you around. What’re you up to?”

“I’ve only got time to keep out of Magnolia’s way.”

“Magnolia Malfoy? She’s in my grade. Magnolia’s bothering you? Oh, gosh, isn’t she a nightmare?”

“Yeah. She’s acting really, err, suspicious lately,” said Julian.

Anastasia looked puzzled. “Well, she is just a suspicious girl, but how suspicious?”

“Quite suspicious,” Julian decided.

“Huh.” She scratched her head. “Should we talk about it in secret?”

Julian, who was not sure he should tell Anastasia at all, leaned on a life-size bronze statue of Headmaster Albus Dumbledore. “I guess.”

Anastasia glanced down the empty hall, then tapped the statue’s shoulder thrice. The front half of the statue swung open on invisible hinges, revealing a dimly lit passageway. Anastasia smiled. “After you.”

Juliangaped at the dark staircase that should never have fit inside the statue. “How did you...?”

“You’ll know all this in a few years, too. Hogwarts is just bursting with secrets for us to find.”
Julian took a step, then another, making his way carefully down the stairs. The door closed on him and Anastasia. Around a bend in the passage, a dim light was flickering.

“Okay, what’s suspicious about Malfoy?”

“Um, orders, threatening, unforgivable curse. “

Anastasia just stared, so Julian told her the story.

“Gosh,” Anastasia whispered. “We are dealing with a first class criminal. Attempted killing curse? Chances are she’ll go to Azkaban for this!"

 

submitted by Sasha B., age 12, California
(February 14, 2011 - 7:17 pm)

That's good! A lot of suspense! But I'm confused: Was Julian hit by the KIlling Curse or not? And is he dead or alive?

submitted by Elizabeth M , age 11, Germany
(February 15, 2011 - 7:05 am)

I agree with Elizabeth M. Is Julian dead or alive? But besides that, it's reeeeaaaallllyyy good and was interesting from start to finish. And it's funny. And Julian seems waayyy better than Harry Potter. :D

submitted by Olive
(February 18, 2011 - 7:43 pm)

TOP!

submitted by TOP
(February 19, 2011 - 3:47 pm)

I, too, profess confusion as to the question of whether Julian is dead or not. If he is a ghost, people wouldn't refer to him as alive, and if he isn't, how did he get into a Gryffindor dormitory?

Some other, minor points:

-Where is Scorpius?

-Do Dementors still guard Azkaban? If so, given the moral implications of sending a fourteen year old girl, insane or not, to the "care" of beings that eat souls, destroy happiness, and may or may not be minor personifications of death and/or tiny tears in space time (to much MoR? Yep), have you thought through her crime and punishment thouroughly?

-WHY is there a bronze statue of Dumbledore?! *is not a Dumbledore fan*

-Surely McGonagall will have retired by now? She was older during Harry's years, and if Lily's in school it's 20+ years after the end of the war, right?

-What exactly is wrong with Magnolia's head? I mean, blood purism aside, fourteen year olds generally don't go around killing people for such minor infractions (even Azula, at her most paranoid and crazy, only banished people). PLEASE ARE THERE DEEP PSYCHOANALYTIC DISCUSSIONS COMING UP? please oh please oh please?

Yeah. That's all.

I'm probably overanalyzing, because I'm writing my own HP fic at the moment and I've been trying to think of all the problems and unfortunate implications in the wizarding world. Sorry.

submitted by TNÖ, age 17, Deep Space
(February 20, 2011 - 11:17 am)

Re: McGonagall: According to the Lex she was born about 1925, so in SS she's 66 and in DH she's 73. Nineteen years later, when she's 92, Lily is 9 ("'Two years,' sniffed Lily. 'I want to go now.'"). If Lily is in school, she's 94 at the youngest. That wouldn't be totally unheard of for a magical person; Dumbledore was 117 years old when he finally died. HOWEVER. When asked who the headmaster of Hogwarts was at the time of the epilogue, JKR said, "Well, it would be someone new. Erm, McGonagall was really getting on a bit. So someone completely new". So make of that what you will. 

No, I absolutely did not go to the Lex, the Harry Potter wiki, and AccioQuote for that... no... *quietly closes tabs* 

submitted by ZNZ, age 13, Thulcandra
(February 20, 2011 - 4:03 pm)