Chatterbox: Blab About Books

I've never done one of these before an I don't think it's funny but just give me feedback and I may post more.

Bella: *opens present* *cuts herself* Oh I'm so clumsy. *Blood spews everywhere*

Edward: *drools on her shoulder*

Other Vampires: *Lick lips*

Jasper: Alice, get me my fork and knife.

Alice: *gets fork, knife and napkin*

Jasper: *stuffs napkin in shirt* *Takes knife and fork* *lunges at Bella* MWAHAHA

Other Vampires: *Advance on Bella*

Bella: *thinks* Oh Yes! I'm finally going to become a vampire!