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Book fun-poking thread! (not for movies)
Well. I thought...
Well. I thought it was a long time since we had one of these, so...tada! anyhoo,
TWILIGHT! (yes I no I've never read it.)
Bella: OH Edward i love you! *kisskisskiss*
Edward: Ugh.
Bella: *kisskisskiss*
Edward: Ugh...
Bella: *kisskisskiss*
Edward: *pukes on Bella*
Bella: OH he loves me! *kisskisskiss*
Edward: No I don't!
Bella: *kisskisskiss*
LATER.
Bella: *notices Edward* OH he loves me!
Edward: YIPES! No, I'm stalking you!
Bella: I don't care! *kisskisskiss*
Edwerd: Ugh.
Bella: *kisskisskiss*
Well, that's it, guys! :p
Vick says yoyx.
~~NDT~~
submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(April 23, 2010 - 2:56 pm)
(April 23, 2010 - 2:56 pm)
TWILIGHT:
Bella: Edward.
Edward: Bella.
Bella: Edward.
Edward: Bella.
*repeat ad nauseam*
NEW MOON:
Edward: I love you, so I'm leaving forever and never seeing you again!
Bella: NOOOOO!
Edward: Bye.
Bella: ...
Bella: ...
Jacob: Bella...? I love you...?
Bella: ...
Edward: Never mind, I'm back!
Bella: Edward!
ECLIPSE:
Bella: Edward.
Edward: Bella.
Victoria: RAWR!
Edward: *beheads*
Victoria: *dies*
Bella: Edward!
BREAKING DAWN
Bella: Edward!
Edward: Bella!
Bella: Oh, a baby. That's weird. Edward!
Edward: Nooo! Evil baby. Bella!
Nessie: I am creepy child. FEAR MEH!
Jacob: I love you, Nessie
Fans: Because that's not creepy at all.
Bella: Edward!
THE HOST:
Pacifist Aliens: DIE, HUMAN SCUM.
"Wanda": Die, human scum.
Melanie: No.
"Wanda": What?
Melanie: No. Instead, let's run away and join La Resistance!
"Wanda": Nooooo! You must di- okay.
La Resistance: DIE, ALIEN SCUM!
Melanie: NOOOO I'm human!!!!
La Resistance: No, you've got mirrors in your eyes.
Melanie: I LOVE YOU, JAMIE.
"Wanda": I LOVE YOU, PERSON WHOSE NAME TNÖ CAN'T REMEMBER.
Smeyer: Oh noes! You have two separate individuals who love different people trapped inside one body! What an excellent springboard for angst!
La Resistance: What do we do?
"Wanda": Kill me!
Melanie: Nooo!
La Resistance: Wait! We'll pretend to kill you and then body snatch and find you a new host, as if that doesn't have creepy and disturbing implications!
Melanie: Yay! Now I have my body back!
"Wanda": Hooray! Now I can frolic and be happy!
La Resistance: Yay!
TNÖ: *mourns the future of science fiction*
(April 24, 2010 - 11:39 am)
ZNZ: *LOL* For the record, I haven't read anything by smeyer and don't plan to -- ever.
(April 25, 2010 - 8:25 am)
Thx!!!!! I dont like Twilight AT ALL.
(September 8, 2010 - 8:25 pm)
"Because that's not creepy at all"... Reading that made up for the fact that my science fair project died today. :)
The first half of New Moon, as I did for my book club report:
Bella: But... I don't wanna turn eighteen! *is rude*
Bella: Presents? Party?! JASPER?! BLOOD!! Carlisle? Huh? Wait... what? Elizabeth...? Spanish influenza...? Huh...? ...I'm confused. *is confused* WAIT! HOLD THE PHONE! YOU'RE ALL BEING RIDICULOUS!!!
Edward: I love you, but that was a lie. I hate you. G'bye, then. *leaves*
Bella: EDDYKINS!!!! Wait... what?
...
Bella: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER
JANUARY
Charlie: Bella!
Bella: *blinks*
Charlie: Bella!
Bella: Hello Jessica. Let’s go to a movie. It will be fun. GNO!
Jessica: Did you say something?
Bella: *goes to movie with Jessica* Hey, look! A gang.
Jessica: You freak.
Jacob: Hiya! *fawns*
Bella: *glances up* Oh hi... who are you?... fix these motorcycles.
Jacob: *fawns*
Bella: Just friends.
Jacob: *forlorn sigh*
Bella: Is something wrong??
Jacob: My bf joined a cult. :(
Bella: *hugs* Motorcycles. FIX THEM.
Jacob: *is doubtful* 'K then.
Jacob: Bella! Hey, Bella! Lookit what I did!
Bella: WHOOHOOO! Glad that money from my COLLEGE ACCOUNT was useful.
...
Bella: *IS CLUMSY*
Smeyer: *nods in satisfied way*
Jacob: Bella Bella! BELLA! BELLA ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Bella: I heard Edward’s voice in my head.
Jacob: Bella! C'mon! Hospital!!!
Bella: Oh blah.
Mike: *shows up* Let's go on a date.
Bella: I don't date.
Mike: Who said anything about a date?
Bella: GROUP!!!!!
(April 26, 2010 - 7:15 pm)
Does this just have to be Twilight?
CAPTCHA: onro, on or off
(April 25, 2010 - 3:39 pm)
No, but whatever! Twilight is so fun to funpoke. anyway.
Eddie (Edward): OH y is my name like that? Ugh.
Bella: *kisskisskiss*
Eddie: >:( y iz ur name rite!?!?!?
Bella: *kisskisskiss*
Eddie: Ugh...
Have you noticed: smeyr spells EVERYTHING on the cover with NO capitals. Go figure.
Vick says outt. Out? huh. Out, T? Out, TWILIGHT?!?!?
~~NDT~~
P.S.I know I havn't been on here awhile-just on the 3 clans I'm in. :/
(April 26, 2010 - 3:58 pm)
OKAY this threads for movies too. hehehe... books you like are fun 2 funpoke...
Tigerstar: FEAR MEE!
Darkstripe: *pukes on Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: MOMMY! weaah! Dawkstwipes a meanie! :"(
Darkstripe: what a wimp.
Tigerstarmommyghost: I agree.
Darkstripe: x(
Tigerstarmommyghost: pff.
Tigerstar: FEAR MEE AGAIN!
Tigerstarmommyghost: *slaps*
Tigerstar: *cries* MOMMY A MEANIE!
Darkstripe&Tigerstarmommyghost: what a wimp.
Vick says zdcy. whatever...
~~NDT~~
(May 4, 2010 - 10:34 pm)
The HP series:
Book 1: Harry discovers powers.
Book 2: Harry uses powers to own giant snake.
Book 3: Harry uses powers to own Dementors, discovers godfather.
Book 4: Harry uses powers to win tournament, escapes arch nemesis.
Book 5: Harry uses powers to teach classmates, is riddled by hormones.
Book 6: Harry learns important stuff.
Book 7: Harry goes camping, kills evil wizard.
(May 5, 2010 - 10:51 am)
Why did I spend all that time reading all of them, then, if it's that simple? ;)
(May 6, 2010 - 4:30 pm)
Because JKR has good characters.
(May 7, 2010 - 8:26 am)
Yeah, you're right. Of course, she went and killed the best ones. [spoilers, although most of us have alread read all of them] Fred! Dumbledore! Mad-Eye! Lupin! Dobby! Sirius! TONKS! WAAAHHH! *sobs* [end spoilers]
I totally cried when Dobby died. Nobody else throughout the whooooooole series. Just the house-elf.
Admin
(May 7, 2010 - 4:32 pm)
Bellatrix! Snape! Fred! Colin! Bellatrix!
Catcher in the Rye:
Holden: My life sucks. Everyone is stupid. I hate my life. Those guys are idiots. I like my sister, though. Kinda. Did I mention that the world is full of stupid, pitiful people and that my life stinks?
THE END.
Worst book ever.
(May 7, 2010 - 4:49 pm)
Throw in "GD!!!11!!!1!" every five words and you hit the nail on the head.
(May 8, 2010 - 7:50 pm)
I don't remember crying for anybody else, but I cried for Dumbledore. See, my mom read it first and she said something about something sad happening and something else about Dumbledore. I can put two and two together. So when I was getting to the end and I was pretty sure he was going to die and I didn't want him to, I didn't want it to be true, and so I was sobbing as I got closer and closer to it.
The very first time I cried for any book was when I was in kindergarten (?) and my parents were reading The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe to me. And when Aslan ... you know ... and I was so sad that I didn't want to read it any more because I was sure it couldn't end happily after that. But my parents kept going. Those are some of my very favorite books now. I <3 C.S.Lewis. ... that was trolling. Sorry. *runs away*
Charlie Bone
Charlie is an orphan who lives with his cruel aunts! Charlie discovers he has a magical gift! Charlie goes to magical school! (Is this reminding us of anything?) People are mean to Charlie! Charlie & friends use special powers to save day, find Charlie's father! Yay!
(May 8, 2010 - 12:37 pm)
What exactly is a book fun poking?
(May 8, 2010 - 11:19 am)