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Nightlight: A Parody
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Let me start off with this - this book is amazing! My favorite quote? "About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably . . . wished he had kissed me. :D

Edwart Mullen is certanitly not human--he leaves his Tater Totd untouched at lunch! He saves Bella from a flying snowball, and a Fan of Price Elasticity and Free Pizza. Belle Goose is madly (not to mention irrevocably, unconditionally, *insert long word ending in -ly here*) in love with him... but can the two ever be together?

Ha. The quote takes up half the post.

submitted by Lovley Lunegood
(March 13, 2010 - 11:27 pm)

C'mon... doesn't anyone else post in the middle of the night? Sigh. Guess I should get off...

submitted by Lovely Lunegood
(March 14, 2010 - 12:14 am)

OMIGOSH I <3 THIS BOOK.

The long words ending in -ly were "unconditionally, irrevocably, . . . and disreputably." It's Harvard Lampoon sporking Smeyer using long words she doesn't understand.

Also, there is a possibility that the admin Zapped at least one of those words.

My favourite quote: "Can you imagine what would happen if something happened to that boy? I'm thinking pages and pages would happen, with nothing but the names of the months on them."

Or something around thereabouts.

Yes, we zapped a few of the words as unsuitable for this site.

Admin

submitted by Mary W., age 12.25, NJ
(March 14, 2010 - 2:31 pm)

Yup... the last four words weren't exactly the most appropriate I guess. ;)

And you almost got the quote right.. "Imagine what would happen if something forced that boy to leave! I'm imagining pages and pages would happen--with nothing but the names of the month on them." I had to look it up. :D

Also love the email from Mom.

"Belle! Answer this e-mail right now or I'm calling the police! Too late! I just called the police! They're asking me if it's an emergency and I'm saying yes! I'm saying you're being held hostage at a dock! That should do it. Love, Mom

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

submitted by Lovely Lunegood
(March 14, 2010 - 10:22 pm)

@ Admin: Thank you. You get cookies for your all-powerful magical Zapping skills. :) *gives cookies*

@ Lovely L: Yes, her parents amuse me. :) Also whoever represemts Jessica, I don't remember her name...

Spamboy says cbnz. Chatterbox News.

 

Woo - hoo!

Admin 

submitted by Mary W., age 12.25, NJ
(March 15, 2010 - 3:44 pm)

Uh, I think it's Lucy... but the first thing that came to my mind was Lululu. ;)

submitted by Lovely Lunegood
(March 18, 2010 - 10:31 pm)

Is this going to become one of these threads where you and I go on and on with no one else posting? HG2G.... HIVE, which later became Drac....

;)

submitted by Lovely Lunegood
(March 15, 2010 - 3:47 pm)

Yes. :) And then someone like Reuben or TNO (umlaut) jumps out and makes us scream.

Random Faceless Entity: "Oh hi! I've been reading this thread the whole time but never actually posted."
Lovely L/ML: "Ah!" *jump in surprise*

;D

submitted by Mary W., age 12.25, NJ
(March 17, 2010 - 3:53 pm)

Boo! :D Did I scare you?! Lol. This sounds really funny and I'd like to read it. I do like Twilight and everything, but there are a few things you can't resist poking fun at! :D *coughsparklepirecoughcough*

submitted by Emma
(March 17, 2010 - 6:23 pm)

Ah! *jumps in surprise*

@ Emma: Twilight = lulz. End of story. :)

submitted by Mary W., age 12.26, NJ
(March 18, 2010 - 4:15 pm)

Ahem. Hi, Emma. I used to agree with you, but then I had a *dims lights* Moment Of Truth. Basically saying that Twilight does = lulz ;)

submitted by Lovely Lunegood
(March 18, 2010 - 10:29 pm)