A few books
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Funny or just chapter names you enjoy
A few books...
A few books I read have great chapter titles, or some of them are just, you k ow, chapter one, chapter two, ect. Here are some of mine-
The battle of Christmas Eve, Nevermoor, by Jessica Townsend
Tag with plague spirits/ you're it, and you're infected/ have fun with that, LOL The trials of Apollo, Rick Riordan
Love. Purpose. Food.- School for good and evil, one true king, Woman Chainani
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(July 24, 2023 - 2:32 pm)
(July 24, 2023 - 2:32 pm)
Thank. You. For. Creating. This!!
Magnus Chase!! The Sword of Summer, only my favorites cuz they're all amazing:
1. Good Morning! You're going to die
13. Phil the potato meets his doom
18. I do mighty combat with eggs
20. come to the dark side. we have pop tarts.
22. My friends fall out of a tree
27. let's play frisbee with bladed weapons!
35. Thou shalt not poop on the head of art
37. I am trash-talked by a squirrel
48. Hearthstone passes out even more than Jason Grace (though I have no idea who that is)
49. Well, there's your problem. You've got a sword up your nose.
52. I've got the horse right here. His name is Stanley.
53. How to kill giants politely
54. why you should not use a steak knife as a diving board
63. I hate signing my own death warrant
64. Who's idea was it to make this wolf un-killable?
69. Oh... so that's who Fenris smelled in chapter sixty-three
The Girl Who Drank the Moon
7. In which a magical child is more trouble by half
30. In which things are more difficult than originally planned
38. In which the fog begins to lift
40. In which there is a disagreement about boots
42. In which the world is blue and silver and silver and blue
45. In which a simply enormous dragon makes a simply enormous decision
The Mysterious Benedict Society
4. The trouble with children, or, why they are necessary
15. Logical conclusions and miscalculations
17. A surprising suggestion
19. Everything as it should be
25. Half a riddle
32. Sacrifices, narrow escapes, and something like a plan
33. Bad news and bad news
35. The great Kate weather machine
Spilling Ink
7. Now we get to the weird stuff: plot
23. Keeping your readers awake
25. Writer's block 9-1-1
(July 24, 2023 - 3:59 pm)
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(July 24, 2023 - 11:44 pm)
I love your choices! Rick Riordan books always have the best chapter titles, and I love any chapter title that begins with "In Which."
(July 25, 2023 - 11:09 pm)
Yayyy
"About the Lonely and the Rum" from Moominland Midwinter by Tove Jansson. (It's so mysterious...)
"No One Signed Up for a Horcrux Hunt" "We Are All Potatoes" and "Pick a Wife! Any Wife!" from Aru Shah and the Tree of Wishes by Roshani Chokshi (Like Rick Riordan books, all the Aru Shah books have hilarious chapter titles, but this is the one that I have on hand)
"Talons and Tea Leaves" "Grim Defeat" "A Peck of Owls" "The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black" "Percy and Padfoot" "Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four" "An Excess of Phlegm" from various Harry Potter books
(July 25, 2023 - 11:24 pm)
@Lupine, thank you! I like your picks too!
Some more since I just finished reading The Next Great Paulie Fink (which honestly I wasn't so sure it was that great at the beginning but by the end it was)
Witch in yellow boots
Silence and more silence
Zombies and werewolves
The land of Blah
The opposite of Zukeball
Some grand drama
Swallowed by the night
The Shakespeare challenge (rly, I just like the challenge. They should turn this into a school spirit Day:)
The banana challenge
A meeting of the Unoriginals
Secrets and broken promises
Gone is gone
The fable of the elephant
Among the statues
Something is very wrong
A rabbit in the fort
The story I don't tell
How to be brave
It gets weird
Do the Caitlyn
Flying
It won't last but we play anyway (love this one!)
and yes, this is just me flipping through the book and writing down any title that catches my eye
(July 26, 2023 - 6:04 pm)
Yesssss, love Aru Shah. Just finished the fourth book a few minutes ago actually! The chapter titles are amazing lol
(July 26, 2023 - 6:11 pm)
All of these are excellent!
Some authors seem to really enjoy creating chapters like this; I've read a few books in the Percy Jackson series and the chapter titles are great although for some reason I can't remember any. Also, in The Extraordinary Education of Nicholas Benedict, which is a sort of prequel to the Mysterious Benedict Society, the first chapter is called The Beginning At the End and the last chapter is The End at the Beginning. I can't think of any more right now but will post things as I read (or remember) them.
(July 27, 2023 - 8:27 pm)
Woah, cool!!! Really?! I mean, obviously really, but.... idk, ig it's just something ppl say to indicate surprise? But anyways, wow. Nicholas Benedict was the only Mysterious Benedict Society I haven't read for some reason, I just couldn't get into it? But yeah, I feel like The Secret Keepers MIGHT have had some cool chapters too but I can't remember...
(July 29, 2023 - 5:46 pm)
Ooh yes, Mysterious Benedict Society books always have fun chapter titles. I really like the very first chapter title in the series, "Pencils, Erasers, and Disqualifications."
(August 22, 2023 - 10:20 pm)
*lists the chapter names of every Rick Riordan book in existence*
(July 30, 2023 - 2:13 pm)
@Darkvine, Yep!! And I like your location, is that... I forgot, Ms. Dodds? Mrs. Dodds?? Idk
(July 30, 2023 - 4:28 pm)
Yessssssssssssss
(August 18, 2023 - 10:28 am)
Also from The Girl Who Drank the Moon (Kelly Barnhill):
In Which Several People Go Into the Forest
and
In Which Several Paths Converge
(July 31, 2023 - 8:14 pm)
Some highlights from one the first book in one of my favorite series; Ettiquette and Espionage by Gail Carriger:
Never Hurl Garlic Mash At A Man With A Crossbow
The Teaching Habits of Werewolves
How Not To Flirt
Breaking, Burgling, And A Proper Breakfast
(August 12, 2023 - 12:34 pm)
Oh. My. Simon Sort of Says has amazing chapters also!! Worthy of Rick Riordan (which I thought I'd never see)! And just awesome in its own right too! Great book in general
one: in which we are driven out of Omaha by alpacas
(for me, the recipe for a perfect chp is a. Have the chp number, b. Have a funny/thought-provoking title, c. The title adds to the story/gives you a taste of the chapter/summarizes a bit, these chps have all that, plus they use "in which", an added bonus. Basically, Rick Riordan mashed up with The Girl Who Drank the Moon, the two (in my opinion) greatest chapters of all time. Another bonus, I like the font and all lowercase of the chapters, they seem perfect for these titles for some reason.)
two: in which my new seventh-grade class learns that a sackbut is a kind of trombone
three: in which I meet a girl (not in a kissing-book way)
four: in which our peacock meets a girl (in a kissing-book way)
and that's where I am for now
(August 18, 2023 - 12:43 pm)