Hello, my evil

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Hello, my evil...

Hello, my evil fellow cats. *laughs evily* Well, first of all I need a stronge healthy medecine cat, a deputy, queens, warriors, apprentises, and finally elders. My plan is to take over the forest! *muahahahaha* We will be the strongest of all! *muahachooac*

 

submitted by Tigerstar, age 16 moons, Tigerclan camp.
(November 17, 2009 - 4:40 pm)

BreezeClan will put an end to you ,Tigerstar. With the help of the other clans you will be gone for good.

submitted by Leafstar, age 10, BreezeClan lead
(November 21, 2009 - 7:51 pm)

*facepaws* Yeesh, Tigerstar, what happened to getting along?

submitted by Laughingstar
(November 21, 2009 - 11:59 pm)

Dawnbreeze: We will not join you!

Owlpeck: I, as deputy of Lakeclan, say that Tigerstar is evil!

submitted by Dawnbreeze & Owlpeck
(November 22, 2009 - 4:59 pm)

*dons Ironic Champion of Niceness cap* Hey, y'all? This is not only really rude, but it is called trolling. Tigerstar can have an evil clan if he wants to. How would you like it if someone went on your threads and started saying "no, don't join this clan"? Lighten up!

*doffs ICoN cap and dons Deputy of StormClan hat* Oh yes, and Laughingstar, I'm returning, promise.

*doffs DoSC hat*

submitted by Reuben
(November 23, 2009 - 7:41 am)

It's not that he's evil, it's that he wants to take over the forest and rule every Clan. Sorry, but I don't want him in my Clan, especially as leader. He attacked a medicine cat and a kit, and they hadn't done anything to harm him. The medicine cat was in my Clan, and the kit isn't in a Clan, but wants to join a Clan that I have a different character in. You can just ignore him if you want, but I think I have a pretty good reason to be against him, if you know what I mean.

Besides, I just don't want him to keep attacking everyone. It's unsafe to have someone as ruthless as he is free to do anything he wants. Luckily, both of the cats he attacked knew the right herbs to treat themselves with, but if we just let him attack everyone, he'll  end up killing someone. I don't want to just sit and let that happen.

In my opinion, there's a time to just sit and see what will happen, and there's a time to fix your own problems and do something about them. You may think this is a time for sitting, and that's perfectly fine, but I think this is a time for doing something, so I will do something. You don't have to, but I will.

And I don't want unnecessary bloodshed, so I have asked him to surrender, which does not mean giving up his Clan, merely agreeing not to harm any more cats, and not to try to take over the entire forest. If he does surrender, I promise I will not attack. If he doesn't reply, I'll merely wait, like I'm doing now *hinthint*, for his answer, which I'm *hinthint* sure he will give - right *hinthint*?(Tigerstar,  I will only attack if he refuses to surrender - which, I know, is most likely to happen, but I just feel that it's the right thing for me to do - and if you don't, just don't do it yourself.

And the only - well, I suppose not only, but the main reason I asked Tinykit not to join this Clan was because he seemed like a really nice kit, not the kind that would enjoy living in an evil Clan - if you don't believe me, ask yourself why I didn't ask Deathclaw not to join as well.

I'm sorry if any of this offends you, I promise 'tisn't intentional. I just wanted to explain why I was doing all this...

submitted by Nightstar
(November 23, 2009 - 12:12 pm)

*attacks all other cats except Tigherstar (of course)*

submitted by Deathclaw&Halfear
(November 23, 2009 - 8:05 pm)

Well, I huess that technically this is trolling, but Fradycat made the thread for the purpose of creating a war and to get us mad and have us fight back. It's what the thread was made for, and the creator expected this to happen. It's happened on every singe "take over the forest" "evil cat" thread ever invented! So, I wouldn't really call it trolling, though, technically, it is.

submitted by Frostfur
(November 23, 2009 - 11:12 pm)

All right, Fraidycat, if you're so brave, show yourself! If you can fight all of us then prove it. I may be a medicine cat but I can fight if I want to! And I won't let the forest  be taken over by a bunch of 'fraidy cats!

submitted by Secretleaf
(November 24, 2009 - 6:05 pm)

oh ya? well let me tell you somthing. I've got more cats than you!! *millions billions of cats step into the clearing.* ya pretty neat hu? of course! I've got more cats than you now! Fraidy cat! I told you I'd take over the forest! Oh, and boy I've never seen a cat so ugly! Oh ya, Deathclaw, Tornear, you may join my clan! And wichever cat wanted to be deputy, you may. Let the fighting begin!!!!!  attackkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!! *grabs the nearest cat to him in the neck with his claws and pulls him fowards with his claws and leaves him lying on the ground bleeding from head to tail*

submitted by Tigerstar, age 16moons
(November 24, 2009 - 8:06 pm)

Oh yeah? *snorts* Come out here, everyone! 

*999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 cats come and attack TigerClan* Now we outnumber you! For every billion cats you bring, that many cats will come to fight against you!

submitted by Nightstar
(November 25, 2009 - 4:34 pm)

*Brings the injured cat over to a safe place* *gives him marigolds, dock, willow bark, and various other herbs*

*eventually, the cat revives and goes off to fight again*

submitted by Mossfire
(November 25, 2009 - 8:05 pm)

Fine then. If that's the way you want it, Deathclaw and Half-ear, then, well...

Speckledfur, Moonwind, Mossfire, Whitelion: *roll out from under the 2 cats who attacked them* If any cat is injured, please feel free to come to us and we'll heal you--unless you're from TigerClan, of course.

Nightstar, Rowanheart, Stonegaze: *fight back* *Deathclaw and Halfear are very good fighters, but outnumbered and therefore badly injured* *N, R, & S are scarred, but not too badly* *continue fighting*

submitted by Ima
(November 24, 2009 - 6:59 pm)

*Hisses* You are evil!!!! *Attacks Deathclaw back although she is a medicine cat, not a warrior*

submitted by Leafpool
(November 24, 2009 - 8:00 pm)

*keep fighting* 4 against 2! Do you honestly think you could win this battle?  *still keep fighting, even while talking*

submitted by Nightstar, Stonegaze, and Rowanheart
(November 25, 2009 - 1:28 pm)

*Attacks* BrookClan is a strong Clan, and we will try to defeat this Clan!!! *Cats from brookclan come into Clearing and attack all cats of TigerClan*

submitted by Winterstar
(November 25, 2009 - 3:05 pm)