i luv twilight!

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i luv twilight!...

i luv twilight! stephenie meyers is a genius!!!!she's my role model!!! i can't wait to see the new moon movie!!!....NOT.

Does anyone want to do a TwiParody? To quote the worshipful TNO (umlaut), "Twilight lends itself to fun-poking." So, who's with me?

submitted by Annie
(September 11, 2009 - 3:53 pm)

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You scared me for a second there, Annie. ;) You did a good impersonation though, misspelled Smeyer's name and everything... (notice lotsa people do that)

Anyway, yes! I'm with you. :) These things are always funny.

Also, parody or serious rewrite?

submitted by Mary W., age 11.71, NJ
(September 11, 2009 - 7:53 pm)

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submitted by Mary W.
(September 12, 2009 - 3:18 pm)

I checked this out because I wanted to say "Twilight stinks!!!" and trigger angry reactions from Twilight fans, but now I see that this is a non-Twilight thread, I am very, very happy! Warriors and Harry Potter are much better.

submitted by Mango
(September 13, 2009 - 11:37 am)

I love twilight and Breaking dawn

Iluve luve luve it

submitted by Walker G.
(September 16, 2009 - 9:14 am)

I've ever actually read Twi, but I just wanted to say that someone at my church is seriously named Stephanie Myer! It's... Oh, I don't know the right word for it!

submitted by Ima
(September 12, 2009 - 7:25 pm)

When I saw this thread, I thought "Oh my gosh, I'm gonna have to strangle her." I went in to strangle you, and then, I realized it was a joke.

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(September 13, 2009 - 8:10 am)

@ Ima: Poor dear, don't judge her too harshly. ;)

ML is bored, so I'll guess you mean parody and do the preface.

PREFACE:

Am I gonna die? Omigosh, lookit! ...wait, do I even want to die? Ooh look! A hunter guy thing! Oh wow, he's hot. Anyway, do I want to die? Well, it sounda kinda fun. I would die, if I could, like, save somebody- OMIGOSH! It's the hunter! AH! He's gonna shoot ne!

That's okay though, dying I mean, becausee maybe it'll save someone I love! Like, that'd be an okay reason to die. I mean I don't think I have a choice though, because lookit there's that hunter dude again.

Weeee! Now I'm gonna die!

Yeah, I'm low on sleep, okay? Someone else do chapter one. /-:

submitted by Mary W., age 11.71, NJ
(September 13, 2009 - 10:45 am)

I love Twilight espechaly "Breaking Dawn".Its like the best book ever!!!!!

I have never seen the movies!! Can't wait to even see on of them!!!!

I hope somebody Loves Twilight to just like me!!!!!Smile

submitted by Walker G.
(September 16, 2009 - 9:10 am)