"'This duck tells me nothing!'" — Daniel O'Malley, The Rook 

"Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped." — Andy Weir, The Martian

"I CAN DO MAGIC! FEAR ME, LAWS OF PHYSICS, I'M COMING TO VIOLATE YOU!" — Eliezer Yudokowsky, HPMOR

"'Nice comes from the Latin word for "stupid",' said Griffin. 'We do not want to be nice.'" — R. F. Kuang, Babel

"'We are at war,' Kitay said. 'And you are being evacuated because for gods know what reason, you've been deemed important enough to this country's survival. So do your job. Reassure your people. Help us maintain order. Do not pack your [fricking] teapots." — R. F. Kuang, The Poppy War

"'I don't love you. And I can kill anything.'" — R. F. Kuang, The Poppy War

"'Do not second-guess the sack of flour. The sack of flour is wise beyond her years.'" — Leigh Bardugo, Rule of Wolves

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

- Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore  

Hi everyone!

I love those quote <3 Narnia was my first love and its just SO good!!!!!

My favortie quote ever is probably this one:

“Children are caterpillars and adults are butterflies. No butterfly ever remembers what it felt like being a caterpillar.”

― Cornelia Funke, The Thief Lord 

The Thief Lord was such a good book I would definently reccomend!!! 

Sorry, I hope the font doesn't come out weird but does anyone else love Cornelia Funke as much as I do? Inkheart was SO good. Idk if its just me....

I usually put a sticky note at all of the funny/good bits in books.  

"...but the real world is where the monsters are. That’s where you learn whether you’re any good or not.” - Annabeth Chase, chapter 11 in The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan

"Hudson smirked. 'Literally no on has ever looked at me and thought, 'Oh, a normal kid.''
'I can't relate,' Fig joked, twirling an especially bright purple curl in his fingers. 'Everyone assumes I'm entirely normal at all times.'" - A Chance To Fly

"'Hey, I made you a trophy last summer,' Rey cut in. 'Did you ever add it?'
'It was a Barbie you spray-painted gold.'
'Not the question.'" - A Chance To Fly

'"TRUTH!' Fig delcared from across the campfire.
'Great,' Hudson said. 'Because this is a game of Truth or Truth, so truth is literally your only--'
'TRUTH,' Fig repeated." - A Chance To Fly

That's all I've got for now b/c "Prolouge/Little Shop Of Horrors" came on and I wanna sing along

some funny Les Mis quotes :D :

"Now, listen attentively! Sugar is a salt."

"You like apple-puffs, ladies; do not abuse them." 

"Professor McGonagall, the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!"
"He wha-" — Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky

"Come here, cat. You wouldn't want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow." — To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'" — Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll

"He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower." — Mort by Terry Pratchett

"And that was why every Wednesday night the choir of the Unitarian Church would meet in secret and sing the hidden transcendent Names of God in Pig Latin." — UNSONG 

more UNSONG quotes :D

"Wilson teamed up with Robert Shea to perform a series of experiments testing his hypothesis. In their work Placebomancer! they tested two rituals to produce rain - one invoking the demon Amdusias, the other the demon Crhvano. Both produced the same couple centimeters of rainfall, even though Amdusias was a Great King of He** who had been known to occultism for hundereds of years, and Crhvano was a set of seven letters pulled out at random from a bag of Scrabble tiles. As long as they gave the rigual a sufficiently ominous ambience, both invocations worked alike." 

"'Why,' he asked, 'is there a trap door under Wyoming?'" 

"[Is it the one with the blood escalator, or the other one?]" 

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all do."                           Hermione  harry potter

i can't remember which book sorry.  

"It takes a special person to see darkness inside of someone and not condemn it"Bronte Keeper of the lost cities Everblaze

"Besides,I'm Batman so I could be you're hero any day"Keefe keeper of the lost cities neverseen

"Our family's don't decide who we are,believe me it drives my parents crazy and sometimes that's the only thing that gets me through the day"yet another keefe quote keeper of the lost cities either neverseen or lodestar

yet another kotlc quote"there's always a choice"Sophie kotlc I can't remember which book(sorry:(

and one more"I'd rather be punished for making the right decision than live with the guilt of making the wrong one"Sophie kotlc the first one

oops actually one more that is yet again a kotlc quote"these scars are a part of me now,and I've decided I'm done pretending they're not"Biana kotlc flashback(you are beautiful just the way you are Biana and anyone who thinks otherwise and can't see you're beauty within isn't worth it)sorry just had to put that in there.

this has become such a long comment I'm gonna have to sign it off:)                                                                                                                                                            Cocoa cat:)