Yesss, I have a few scenes I wanna write so bad for my book but they happen in the middle . . . . (I probably wanna write them so bad because they are like the only scenes I have completely thought off and seem easy to pull off)
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*the first two main characters are on a strange island traveling to the mainland in a small blimp-thingy*

*unknown villians shoot fire at it and it catches on flames with the charries falling into the water below*

*As the blimp-flyer/manager treads water, she looks at the other two people angrily and yells,*

"AND YOU OWE ME ANOTHER BALLOON!"

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*MC's are now visiting a local mechanic/computer engineer*

*they step through the doorway and a little robot thing approaches them*

*they tell it why they're he and the robot sputters off to go alert the mechanic*

*mechanic comes in and gently kicks the robot in the behind to make it roll off again, as it's kinda old and doesn't move very well anymore*

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*MC's are being introduced to the mechanic*

First MC after hearing the person's name: "Is your name short for Rupert or something?"

Mechanic: "Hahahaha, no."

Other MC: "Can we call you Roo/Ru?"

Mechanic: "Aaaand you can't call me that either." 

(the engineer's personality, as you can see, is a bit sarcastic) 

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*MC's and mechanic are visiting a person who claims they used to work for the villians and knows a lot about them*

Mechanic: "I don't think we should trust him."

MC: "Why?" 

Mechanic: "He uses a sword. Specifically a rapier. Anyone who so old-fashioned as to use sword cannot be trusted." 

MC: "Look, I know you're from the future and all, but this is the 19th century. Swords are like the only weapons."

Mechanic: "Actually no. They also had certain guns and--"

MC: "Shut up."

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Kaykay now I may just go off and write these scenes right now... 

I have a toooonnn of these.

*my 5 MC's, Toad, Anders, Celia, Sofia, and Kyle are working on some project for school*

*Anders does something stupid, such as dump salt into a chemical solution instead of sugar*

*Toad says something along the lines of, "wow, blonde moment!"

*Anders replies with, "my whole life is a blonde moment."

*"Hey!" -Celia, who is blonde* 

*arguing!*

Yeah, that one is really random and weird. Here are some blurbs of dialogue that come to me randomly with no context-

Our story is set in Farmer City, Maine, which is an ironic name for the town because there aren't any farmers and it isn't a city. Don't ask me why they decided to call it that. Maybe the pilgrims thought they could grow corn in soil full of rocks.

The founders of Farmer City sure liked to name things after landforms that weren't there. They had a Cliffside Park (no cliffs within 20 miles), a Beach Ridge Avenue (which wasn't a beachridge or an avenue) and a Lakeview Street (the lake had dried up long before the "city" was founded) Zoey's house was on Hodge Hills Drive, the odd one out, because there actually was a Hodge Hill. If you looked closely, thought, you would that it is in fact two hills connected but a thin strip of dirt. No one cared, though. If you lived in Farmer City, you were used to things being misleading.

Take Liberty High School.

Why they couldn't have called it Farmer City High, I don't know. This school was just like any other one- NO liberty from teachers, NO liberty from bullies, and especially no liberty from the loads of homework you got every day. Quite misleading, if you ask me. 

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"Yeah, it's like that time I accidentally stabbed my first grade teacher with a pencil."

"How does one accidentally stab their first grade teacher with a pencil!!!???" 

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When her niece dropped her pizza in the fishtank for the third time that day, Zoey snapped.

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"That reminds me of when you had to be an old lady for the play we did in third grade."

"Yeah, well, at least I wasn't a tumbleweed!"

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Definitely very random. I might share more later if I can think of them.