Chatterbox: Blab About Books

So what have you been doing in D&D? I was recently trying not to throttle the team's two paladins (yes, we have TWO paladins) as they argued about whether or not to kill the evil orc children. One was saying stuff like, "WELL they could turn out good!" and the other was saying, "THEY ARE EVIL!!!" and since I'm neutral good I wasn't sure so I was just sitting a few feet away petting my wolf. 

Another time I was with my other D&D group and an ELEVEN HEADED HYDRA comes up and the fighter says, "Kill it! Kill it with fire!" and we all turn to him and we're saying, "That's not a bad idea...."

So someone (migh've been me, this was long ago I forget) summoned a hawk and we tied an oil flask onto the hawk. We did five like this. they flew over and splattered the hydra. I chucked a torch and it went up in flames.