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The Name of This Movie is Secret
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Pseudonymous Bosch's Secret Series, adapted to the silver screen? YESSS!!!!!

The first movie should be called The Name of This Movie is Secret. It should open with a scene where Mr. Bosch is eating a lot of chocolate and talking about how you should leave the theater and get a refund of the ticket price, if you value your life. Perhaps his face is pixelated to conceal his identity. He pauses. Then, since no one is leaving the theater, he says, "Okay, but I warned you," and begins narrating the story as we see our first image of Cass. He cuts back in from time to time to to comment.

In the sequel, If You're Watching This, it's Too Late, Yo-Yoji is introduced. He's really cool, like an Asian rock music samurai Keanu Reeves. If you've no clue what I mean, then you must be one of the many sorry losers on this planet who never watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

So what else do you guys think should be in the movies based on the Secret Series? 

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Secret Vortex
(August 20, 2013 - 12:26 pm)

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EVERYTHING should be in it.  Also, the random quizzes and things should be in it.  And Mr. Bosch should be reading from a messy stack of papers and say the chapter titles.

submitted by Gollum
(August 20, 2013 - 4:39 pm)
submitted by goop
(August 20, 2013 - 6:51 pm)

I clapped when I read your headline. My friends on face chat didn't bother asking why. 

submitted by Theo W. , Dark, Secret places
(August 20, 2013 - 8:34 pm)
submitted by most recent news of, age movie 2010, itd be cool though
(August 20, 2013 - 11:40 pm)

First off, are you calling me a loser?  Haha.

 

Second, even though it's been a long time since I read this series, I did like the first book very much.  I think this would be a very fun movie to do.  Maybe Pseudonymous Bosch would be the only live-action person, and the rest of the characters would be cartoon.  I think that would be cool.

 

Also, did any of you ever get suspicious that P. B. sounds a lot like Lemony Snicket?  I always thought they could possibly be the same person.

submitted by Melody, age 15, Disney
(August 21, 2013 - 2:15 pm)

They are awfully similar...

Spamster in his spamster cage says rxme.  I just remembered to take my antibiotics.

submitted by Gollum
(August 21, 2013 - 6:33 pm)

Lemony Snicket= Daniel Handler
Pseudonymous Bosch= Raphael Simon

submitted by Maggie, age 12, Charlotte
(August 22, 2013 - 11:03 am)

Thank you.  That clears up so much!

submitted by Melody, age 15, Disney
(August 22, 2013 - 7:38 pm)

Nope, not Raphael S. PB denied.

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Raphael Simon Vortex
(August 23, 2013 - 9:14 am)
submitted by he denies EVERYTHING
(August 25, 2013 - 8:47 am)

Things PB can stand for: 

Pink Bunnies

Panda Bear

Pookie Bear

Peanut Butter

Palatable Boogers

Pietro Bergamo

Pill Bottle

 

Excellent.

Squishy says nhoo. Anyhoo.

submitted by Daffy
(August 23, 2013 - 11:13 am)

Also, TPB is the initials from my NaNo username, The Penultimate Bookworm.

submitted by Gollum
(August 23, 2013 - 5:52 pm)

YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BOOK IS AWESOME!!! I'M WATCHING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Blackberry E., age 13
(August 29, 2013 - 6:06 pm)

Hey! We got cameras.. that would be a good one to film.. we should read it again, post it on Youtube, and then encourage someone to actually make a movie of it.. we'll consider your ideas, Joe.. thanks.

 

submitted by Blackberry E., age 13
(August 29, 2013 - 6:09 pm)