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So, what's everyone&#...

So, what's everyone's all time, best in the world, will-make-you-laugh-like-crazy-or-move-you-to-tears HP Quote? It can be either from the book or movie. This one, I personally think, is Ron's best punch line of all time. Remember in HP and the Deathly Hallows prt 2 in the room of requirements when Goyle goes after Hermione?

Ron: THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU NUMPTIE!!!!!!!

Best line EVER!!! Laughing

submitted by Gigi
(July 31, 2012 - 8:38 am)

Only a few:

"You're fighting a losing battle, dear." Said by a mirror in PoA after Harry attempts to flatten his hair.

"She really needs to sort out her priorities." Said by Ron in PS movie.

 

submitted by Tiffany W.
(July 31, 2012 - 7:26 pm)

"I WAS A FOOL!"

That is all. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 18, Deep Space
(July 31, 2012 - 9:15 pm)

Top

submitted by Top
(August 1, 2012 - 8:43 pm)

Um... hehehe.

"Still? After all this time?"

"Always."

submitted by L
(August 1, 2012 - 9:02 pm)

"Well I'm going to bed, before you two think some other clever idea to get us all killed, or worse, expelled." Hermione(SS)

"Don't worry, your just as sane as I am." Luna(OP)

"Why is it always me?" Neville(CS)

submitted by Ivy
(August 2, 2012 - 10:24 am)

George: Ron, can I borrow Pidgewigeon?

Ron: Why?

Fred: Because George wants to invite him to the ball. 

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, Book 4
(August 2, 2012 - 11:56 am)

Mrs. Weasley's profanity line to Bellatrix in Deathly Hallows part 2.

"When in doubt, go to the library."  That should be made into a bumper sticker.

The whole Snape and Marauder's Map exchange in PoA.

submitted by Gollum, Mossflower
(August 2, 2012 - 5:10 pm)

That SHOULD be made into a bumper sticker.

going off-topic now...

BEST BUMPER STICKER LINE: Suburbia: Where people cut down trees and then name streets after them.

Quotes? I share opinions with Ivy.

"Well, I'm going to bed, before you two think some other clever idea to get us all killed, or worse, expelled."

submitted by Zach L.
(August 2, 2012 - 9:19 pm)

I'm reading all of these in my head with a British accent. Weird.

-SW

submitted by SilverWing
(August 5, 2012 - 5:33 pm)

I just thought of another one.

(When group is about to take polyjuice potion in DH prt 1)

Fred: Yeah, imagine mate, if this doesn't ware off, we'll be ugly, scrawny gits FOREVER!" 

At least, I think that's how it went... 

submitted by Gigi
(August 6, 2012 - 2:56 pm)

It's actually, "Well, none of us really fancy it Harry. Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever."

submitted by Ivy
(August 7, 2012 - 7:42 pm)

Another one:

JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS?! Get on with the commentary! 

submitted by Tiffany W.
(August 9, 2012 - 8:21 am)

Another good one:

Harry:Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?

Dumbledore:Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?

submitted by Ivy
(August 14, 2012 - 12:23 am)

I just thought of somemore...

"Come along, Daddy, Harry doesen't really want to talk to us right now, he's just being polite." Luna from DH part 1.

Harry: Aren't your feet cold? (or something like that)

Luna: "A bit, but mysteriously, all my shoes have dissapeared. I suspect nargles are behind it."

"We don't send people to Azkaban just for blowing up thier aunts!" Fudge from PoA(book)

"You're fighting a losing battle, dear." The mirror at The Leaky Cauldron. PoA.

Moody: Hello Professor McGonagall. *while bouncing Malfoy, the ferrit.*

McGonagall: What are you doing?

Moody: Teaching.

McGonagall: Teach---Moody, is that a student?!

Moody: Yep.

submitted by Ivy, Hogwarts
(August 16, 2012 - 4:48 pm)

(When Ron and Hermione are lookin for Harry right after they got together)

Ron: He could be in the room of requirements. You said last year that didn't show up on the map, right?

Hermione: That's... that's right. I did.

Ron: Let's go then!

Hermione: *Stares at Ron with blank awe* brilliant!

(From DH prt 2 movie) 

Fred: How are you feeling, Georgie?

George: Saint-like. 

Fred: Come again?

George: I'm holy Fred. Get it, holy?

Fred: Pathetic.

(DH prt 2)

Hermione: It's sort of exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules?

Ron: Who are you and what have you done to Hermione Granger?!

(OotP)

submitted by Cassandra E
(September 16, 2012 - 1:26 pm)